The best way to get essay word count up is emotional and rhetorically pleading lists and repetitions. Like lol u think I’m bein creative but nah just gotta get those extra words in ya dig
For reference: the first is my profile. I’m crying.
i was really successful on tinder last night (yeah i have it even tho i have a boyfriend it’s a self esteem boost okay???) and the messages i got are so cla$$ic. gonna post some of them omg.
I’m doing a little giveaway and its all about the ladies!
I’ll be giving away
- a t-shirt in your choice of Crush the Patriarchy, Cats Against Cat Calls or Riots Not Diets print (all of which go up to at least a size 2xl)
- your choice of five buttons from Modern Girl Blitz
- your choice of jewellery from AddieLeDawn
- friendship bracelet made in the colours of your choice made by yours truly
- "kandi bracelets" or whatever the fuck you want to call them with whatever colour scheme and words you want
- and best of all CANDYYY. who doesnt love candy, cmon.
And now the fun part, the RULES.
- you don’t have to follow me but if you are, then you’ll get something extra
- only reblogs count and you may reblog as many times as you want but please be mindful of your followers
- obviously giveaway blogs dont count (do ppl even need to say this anymore??)
The winner will be randomly selected on April 30th and I’m willing to ship worldwide. I think that’s it. Have fun and crush the patriarchy!!
The Bible is essentially a giant book of rolling papers so don’t tell me how to spend my Easter 4/20 Sunday.